Friday, March 14, 2008
Who Wants to Sleep With a Politician - new reality show
In the light of Ashley Dupre's newfound fame, I think we need a new reality show, for all of us other under-publicized aspiring musical artists.
And the show could be called, "Who Wants to Sleep With a Politician?"
It's simple, really. You do an American Idol-style cattle-call to line up a group of promising young wannabe stars, and introduce them to Mr. (or Ms. - no need to be sexist) Politican, who can be sitting in shadow and have their voice electronically disguised. The musicians can compete, elimination-style, for the right to sleep with the Politician. Winner gets their sordid tale broadcast to all news media, recording contract, yadda yadda.
Sex and scandal sells. Hollywood, take note!
And the show could be called, "Who Wants to Sleep With a Politician?"
It's simple, really. You do an American Idol-style cattle-call to line up a group of promising young wannabe stars, and introduce them to Mr. (or Ms. - no need to be sexist) Politican, who can be sitting in shadow and have their voice electronically disguised. The musicians can compete, elimination-style, for the right to sleep with the Politician. Winner gets their sordid tale broadcast to all news media, recording contract, yadda yadda.
Sex and scandal sells. Hollywood, take note!
Labels: American Idol, Ashley Dupre, Eliot Spitzer, Hollywood, musicians, politicians, reality television, reality TV, sex
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Album project update
I am *not* cut out for this blogging thang. I just don't have the time or attention span.
We've had all of the main recording sessions for the new album, and I've done most of my overdubs. It's all sounding very good, especially with the pan parts from Tom Miller, which are exceedingly tasty.
Now I'm waiting to hear what Coral Reefer Tom "TC" Mitchell does for several of the songs. He's graciously agreed to contribute his magnificent sax playing to our creative efforts.
In the meantime, the mixes are coming in one at a time, and I'm starting to play around with the sequence of songs for the album. I like the one I'm playing today.
And there will be cool-looking Hawaiian shirts too. Soon...
We've had all of the main recording sessions for the new album, and I've done most of my overdubs. It's all sounding very good, especially with the pan parts from Tom Miller, which are exceedingly tasty.
Now I'm waiting to hear what Coral Reefer Tom "TC" Mitchell does for several of the songs. He's graciously agreed to contribute his magnificent sax playing to our creative efforts.
In the meantime, the mixes are coming in one at a time, and I'm starting to play around with the sequence of songs for the album. I like the one I'm playing today.
And there will be cool-looking Hawaiian shirts too. Soon...
Labels: album, Coral Reefer, Hawaiian shirts, music, songwriting, TC Mitchell
Sleeping your way to success
Yes, once again, we've proved that sex sells.
This time it's the one-time erotic services provider for former Governer Spitzer of New York. Nice-looking gal, doing something that I personally don't think should be illegal.
What gets me is that, as a result of having done someone famous and contributed to his fall from power, she's now getting lots of hits on her MySpace, probably selling some music (she's a singer), and has a shot at those fifteen minutes of fame, which I hope she milks for all their worth.
*My* problem is, I can't think of any governors out there I'd be willing to do that with in order to get that type of traffic. And Paris Hilton and Britney are, like, unsanitary.
Oh well...I'll just have to do it the old-fashioned way, whatever that is. :)
Making every day a holiday,
Loren
This time it's the one-time erotic services provider for former Governer Spitzer of New York. Nice-looking gal, doing something that I personally don't think should be illegal.
What gets me is that, as a result of having done someone famous and contributed to his fall from power, she's now getting lots of hits on her MySpace, probably selling some music (she's a singer), and has a shot at those fifteen minutes of fame, which I hope she milks for all their worth.
*My* problem is, I can't think of any governors out there I'd be willing to do that with in order to get that type of traffic. And Paris Hilton and Britney are, like, unsanitary.
Oh well...I'll just have to do it the old-fashioned way, whatever that is. :)
Making every day a holiday,
Loren
Labels: Britney, Eliot Spitzer, Governor Spitzer, Paris Hilton, sex, sex scandal
